Guo Jie Lao Shu - Namewee (過節老鼠 - 黃明志)

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請別再問到底 成績好不好
Qing bie zai wen dao di cheng ji hao bu hao
請別再問到底 年終領多少
Qing bie zai wen dao di nian zhong ling duo shao
請別從頭到腳 探測我的身材
Qing bie cong tou dao jiao tan ce wo de shen cai
有沒有變肥長高
You mei you bian fei zhang gao

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唉唷什麼時候 男友才要交
Ai yo shen me shi hou nan you cai yao jiao
唉唷什麼時候 結婚生寶寶
Ai yo shen me shi hou jie hun sheng bao bao
唉唷怎麼又是 這些問題
Ai yo zen me you shi zhe xie wen ti
我只能對著你苦笑
Wo zhi neng dui zhe ni ku xiao

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我買什麼樓什麼車 每個月賺多少
Wo mai shen me lou shen me che mei ge yue zhuan duo shao
倒想問你的紅包 怎麼會那麼薄
Dao xiang wen ni de hong bao zen me hui na me bao

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過節過節老鼠 過節過節老鼠
Guo jie guo jie lao shu guo jie guo jie lao shu
想要 吱吱吱吱吱吱
Xiang yao zhi zhi zhi zhi zhi zhi
想逃 吱吱吱吱吱吱
Xiang tao zhi zhi zhi zhi zhi zhi
過節過節老鼠過節過節老鼠
Guo jie guo jie lao shu guo jie guo jie lao shu
想笑吱吱吱吱吱吱
Xiang xiao zhi zhi zhi zhi zhi zhi
想叫吱吱吱吱吱吱
Xiang jiao zhi zhi zhi zhi zhi zhi

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Repeat **

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(笑笑笑笑哈)
(Xiao xiao xiao xiao ha)

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What a boring Chinese new year (Wah piang)
So many questions auntie uncle (Wah lao)
Traffic jam everywhere, people all stuck in toilet
Damn tired to queue, I think they need some pampers

I wish you double happy come to your door
Good thing in double, double double pair pair
Talent look double have, name and money double get
Double dragons go to the sea, double heng double huat lah

過節過節老鼠 過節過節老鼠
Guo jie guo jie lao shu guo jie guo jie lao shu
Work hard play hard Yumseng everynight
Brothers sisters Kisiao everytime yo
(想要 吱吱吱吱吱吱)
(Xiang yao zhi zhi zhi zhi zhi zhi)
(想逃 吱吱吱吱吱吱)
(Xiang tao zhi zhi zhi zhi zhi zhi)

過節過節老鼠 過節過節老鼠
Guo jie guo jie lao shu guo jie guo jie lao shu
Pig year Rat year just hold the beer
The newborn cow never scared of tiger
(想笑吱吱吱吱吱吱)
(Xiang xiao zhi zhi zhi zhi zhi zhi)
(想叫吱吱吱吱吱吱)
(Xiang jiao zhi zhi zhi zhi zhi zhi)