R U Kidding Me - Da Mouth (R U Kidding Me - 大嘴巴)

把訊息不小心全看過一遍
Ba xun xi bu xiao xin quan kan guo yi bian
把留言按錯幫我回覆一遍
Ba liu yan an cuo bang wo hui fu yi bian
把聚會約在同家餐廳裡面
Ba ju hui yue zai tong jia can ting li mian
把回家時間剛好提早一點
Ba hui jia shi jian gang hao ti zao yi dian

[Chorus]
R U Kidding Me?! R U Kidding Me?
不是故意的 我不是故意的
Bu shi gu yi de wo bu shi gu yi de
R U Kidding Me?! R U Kidding Me?
不是故意的 我不是故意的
Bu shi gu yi de wo bu shi gu yi de

你天生身手好 電放得剛剛好
Ni tian sheng shen shou hao dian fang de gang gang hao
看哪個妹知道 話中有話的妙
Kan na ge mei zhi dao hua zhong you hua de miao

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我想說 Facebook thank you 像誠實豆沙包 吃了就跑不掉
Wo xiang shuo Facebook thank you xiang cheng shi dou sha bao chi le jiu pao bu diao
先別急 惱羞 成怒 要怎麼掰先想清楚
Xian bie ji nao xiu cheng nu yao zen me bai xian xiang qing chu

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我是在跟你開玩笑 就像你在跟她們開玩笑
Wo shi zai gen ni kai wan xiao jiu xiang ni zai gen ta men kai wan xiao
幹嘛臭臉幹嘛那麼計較 Hey! 玩笑不就是笑笑就好?
Gan ma chou lian gan ma na ji jiao Hey! wan xiao bu jiu shi xiao xiao jiu hao?

Repeat Chorus

不會大吵大鬧 我不來這一套
Bu hui da chao da nao wo bu lai zhe yi tao
跟學長開個玩笑 笑話也分你笑笑
Gen xue chang kai ge wan xiao xiao hua ye fen ni xiao xiao

Repeat *

Repeat **

Repeat Chorus

虧一虧 鬧一鬧 打情罵俏 大不了沒什麼所謂
Kui yi kui nao yi nao da qing ma qiao da bu le mei shen me suo wei
玩一玩 笑一笑 猜猜是誰 在那搞七捻三
Wan yi wan xiao yi xiao cai cai shei zai na gao qi nian san
誰 想先試試水溫 誰 背地偷來暗去
Shei xiang xian shi shi shui wen shei bei di tou lai an qu
演一演 掰掰 裝個傻 掉個淚 你還想要騙誰
Yan yi yan bai bai zhuang ge sha diao ge lei ni hai xiang yao pian shei

我是在跟你開玩笑 (我覺得不太好笑)
Wo shi zai gen ni kai wan xiao (wo jue de bu tai hao xiao)
就像你在跟她們開玩笑 (真的是在開玩笑?!)
Jiu xiang ni zai gen ta men kai wan xiao (zhen de shi zai kai wan xiao ?!)
幹嘛臭臉幹嘛那麼計較 (我哪有跟你計較)
Gan ma chou lian gan ma na ma ji jiao (wo na you gen ni ji jiao)
Hey! 玩笑不就是笑笑就好?
Hey! wan xiao bu jiu shi xiao xiao jiu hao

Repeat Chorus

不是故意的
Bu shi gu yi de